Latest Tweets:

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

(via nope-phan)

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

(Source: karenhurley, via eexpelliarmus)

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

(via danskink)

veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

(via swineaids)

*2
Cherry slush matched my red nails in Skeggy the other day💅👏 it tasted lush ahh🙌

Cherry slush matched my red nails in Skeggy the other day💅👏 it tasted lush ahh🙌

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via ruinedchildhood)

areu0k:

glitchsea:

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

I almost spat out my chocolate milk because of this fucking cat

Ily

areu0k:

glitchsea:

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

I almost spat out my chocolate milk because of this fucking cat

Ily

(via shes-like-rain)

(Source: nepetaquest, via nope-phan)

danisontofire:

particulate-matterz:

dan’s face while getting his leg waxed


#what gay sex feels like

danisontofire:

particulate-matterz:

dan’s face while getting his leg waxed

#what gay sex feels like

(Source: playingat439, via i-like-music-and-youtube)